hermionejg:

221cbakerstreet:

justdunsparcethings:

REMEMBER THAT PART IN THE ODYSSEY WHEN ODYSEUS TOLD POLYTHEMUS THE CYCLOPS HIS NAME WAS NOBODY AND THEN HE STABBED HIM IN THE EYE WITH A GIANT STICK AND HE STARTED SCREAMING AND THE OTHER CYCLOPS YELLED FROM THEIR CAVES AND ASKED WHAT WAS GOING ON AND POLYTHEMUS SAID THAT NOBODY HAS HURT HIM AND THEY WERE LIKE WELL THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP

golden comedy

But for real.

official-sebastianstan:

Everyone Loves a Good Car Jam!!! - by Thomas Sanders

LITERALLY THE BEST PART IS YOU CAN SEE THE PURE SHOCK ON HIS FACE

TFW U SCREW UP A MEANINGFUL MESSAGE WITH 1 GOD DAMN WORD

soital:

Pokemon Center 2006 Crepe Chocolate Tin feat. Weavile and Glameow

I WILL FLAIL ALL OVER I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THIS ;___;It won’t mean much to most people but I am so amazed at how Weavile/Glameow are next to each other and have merch together =w=! I love tins! x3

Joke of the day.

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

hiddenrabbitpov:

WALLY, SENPAI WILL PRTECT YOU!

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destielfricklefrackle:

have you ever had to restart a song because you spaced out and weren’t appreciating it enough

queenofbeerss:

This dress makes me want to die

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